Having 2 teenage girls who don't get along is like having 2 female tigers as pets....they may be fine at first, cuddly and cute but at some point they could snap and take everyone down with them. Such is the problem we are having with our oldest and one of our twins. So after trying our best to help them get along and having our mediator (Kelsey) try to come to an agreement we have decided it is time for them to 'divorce'. Drastic you say? Yep it is but for the sanity of everyone else in the family we have decided it is for the best. There will be no more sharing of clothes and shoes, no asking for help on homework and no speaking to each other. We have issued a parental restraining order on both of them at the behest of our attorney, Morgan L Plonk Esq.
Maybe in the future when they have more maturity and distance and less hormones they will once again be able to reconnect as sisters and realize what the bond of sisterhood is all about but for now a divorce is best.
OMGosh, were you a fly on my wall last night????? Marshall & I try to have a sense of humor about it all, but sometimes it's just too much! I'll just say this... there's still a glob of stuffing on our ceiling (which no one deemed necessary to clean up) after last night's latest round.
ReplyDeleteI could use a good attorney. How does Morgan's schedule look? :) Enjoyed this. I wish I'd have divorced my sister when I was their age; but we likely would have fought over who was getting Grandma's silver. No, wait, that's what we're arguing about now. :)
ReplyDeleteDenise, it's good to know I'm not the only one. When the hitting each other started that's when I lost it and decided. Our humor about it is long gone!
ReplyDeleteBeth, Morgan is booked and very expensive!LOL What's funny is I have no brothers or sisters and would have have killed for one and these two boneheaded girls have three sisters!